There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
So hungover im counting my own breaths to make sure im not dead. The odds hurt.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
I'm way too hungover for life right now
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
im so drunk that this cat is mothering me. aggressively
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