Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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