Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
So for his birthday I'm planning on doing what stripper did when she put the matches on her nipples..lights them n makes him blow them out..SEE I AM dating material.
Ah, the precious few moments between when i wake up and when i realize why i'm sleeping on a treadmill.
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
Just went outside to gather hail to use to make margaritas since we ran out of ice. That's God's way of helping us out.
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
Grandma is giving me marriage advice again. On the plus side, she thinks I'm straight now.
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
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