I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
you made sure you came back for your bottle of vodka but didn't remember to take your shoes
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
We couldn't get our shit together to go to the bar, so we're getting drunk and facebook stalking all the girls who have gotten fat since high school. Any names you wanna throw out?
Ended up getting hot boxed in a limo with a bunch of asians going to a karaoke bar. I think I pretended to understand their language for a solid hour. Am I bilingual now?
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
I just ate the lyft drivers bacon cheeseburger. Well fuck me this night escalated quickly.
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
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