My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
I just gave my whole company pinkeye. How's that for a summer intern's lasting impression? BOOYAHH
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
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