6:33 AM: I'm drunk at this time of morning.
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
I said "one day" and that day is not today
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