I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
You should have heard my farts after he left. I swear one of them was a demonic voice saying, "It's coming for you, Nicole. It's coming,".
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
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