Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
your ex girlfriend just barged in my house, drunk, mumbled something about "car strip", and put a huge hole in my drywall with her head.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
Blow job season was short but glorious.
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
You should've seen the look on the guys face when I demanded pho and a beer the second they opened. Obviously he doesn't understand hangovers
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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