I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
Yours is on the dinner table...mine is in my underwear drawer.
i just had sex bonerless
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
So I was just like hi, I'm your roommate's gf. Please don't hate me. That would be rly inconvenient for you.
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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