she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
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