More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
I puked walking onto the plane. How do you think my post-Birthday hangover went?
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
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