We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
at this point every shot is just a haymaker to my liver
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
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