Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
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