Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
This morning I learned I traded my sunglasses for a Big Lebowski sticker at the football game.
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
I told my fuck buddy that I wanted one of his arms to take home with me to hold onto in bed and he was hurt that I didn't want to bring him, like as a person, home to my family. I feel like you and only you could appreciate this.
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
Randomize
