Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
For every drunk face picture you send me, I'm gonna send a wholesome family photo.
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
dude pick up your phone
i cant. im high and theres a wild turkey in my backyard. wouldnt miss this moment for anything
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