guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
I legitimately had a champagne shower last night at a rave. I was also carrying around two bananas in my pockets like guns. Drunk doesn't even. Begin to explain My night.
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
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