Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
Halloween night fail: My boob sweat from keeping my phone in my bra caused the front screen to stop working from water damage.
We watched Jurassic Park and they made me drink every time they saw or named a dinosaur. Do you know how many dinosaurs live in Jurassic Park? Lots.
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
I tried to prevent a bar fight. By convincing a guy whacked out on Molly to slap the ass of everyone who was arguing and shout "WOO" each time. I'm proud, surprised, and intrigued that it calmed everyone down so quickly...
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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