Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
I just came rly close to telling a dude that I want to chew on him and there should be an oil painting of his ass up in the louvre before I realized that isn't how flirting is supposed to go
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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