Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
I'm currently trying to figure out a way to fill the bathtub up with mashed potatoes so when he comes over he'll know what's about to hit him..
Haha i really think theres no better way to tell a paramedic sorry for breaking your nose than a beautiful and healthy edible arrangement...
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