ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
I rewarded myself with Taco Bell tonight for going a full week without punching my roommates in the face or wishing bodily harm on them.
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
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