I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
no you cant smoke seaweed
As I was buying milk at the market, the lady at the checkstand said, "what? No alcohol today?" have I really earned THAT reputation?
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
I love how my cats smell like pot.
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
Just cause I'm shitfaced wasted every night waking up in random beds all over Manhattan does not mean I'm a mess.
Truth. Respect the hustle.
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
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