He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
I'm gonna hire strippers dressed like the founding fathers.
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
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