well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
It's my diet secret . . . it's like slimfast but I call it cockfast instead.
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
My penis just literally said "Yaaaaaay!!!" It's the first time it's spoken out loud. Before this we could only communicate through rudimentary sign language
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
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