He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
Stop inviting me to your birth control calender reminders...my job is to test its effectiveness, not know its schedule
Lmao sorry
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
Yeah if I don't text back. I'm eating. sleeping. Or lifting. Or drinking. Or playing call of duty. Like shit man
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
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