fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
I stared at his lazy eye for so long, he thought I had one too. Then we bonded over our lazy eyes. I had to fake one all night. My head is fucking killing me. NEVER pretend to have a lazy eye.
They just built a gym in the same parking lot as my favorite bar. Drunk me is gonna be so excited.
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
I'm dedicating this beer to drunk texting
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
Drunk level: ugly crying in the bar upon discovery of sweet tarts and not smarties.
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
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