I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
Everything about him screamed your future.
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
I'm sorry, I'm tired, I can't play long distance cockblock anymore. Good night don't get too pregnant.
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