Your face is a jimmy john
It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
guys i just found a dildo in the laundry room and its purple
whats a dildo? isnt that like a fancy piece of bread?
For future reference, a lint roller appears to be the easiest way to get glitter out of a beard.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
That's your opinion.
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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