Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
I HAVE NEVER BEEN FRIENDZONED IN MY LIFE AND THIS GIRL IS GOING TO MAKE ME QUESTION EVERYTHING. LIKE A GODDAMN CUNT. A WONDERFUL, BEAUTIFUL, MAJESTIC, LESBIAN CUNT.
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
I just set my mike's hard down and didn't want it to spill, so I held my finger up and told it to shoosh. I'm drunk.
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
The salt made it so good this margarita is touching my soul. I swear I'm not high BUT I want elote in a cup with the insides of a shrimp taco. I think that would make my life complete.
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