Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
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