six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
the bad thing about being great at twerking is that I'm powerless to stop myself from doing it when I'm drunk and in public.
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
so it turns out that when you ride the subway drunk at 5 am you wake up with a sailor in your bed
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