You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
I wish I could have seen the drive thru woman's face after " May I please have 20 Mcflurrys.....and a large diet coke, I'm trying to watch my weight for bikini season."
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
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