i just turned barefoot contessa into a drinking game. everytime she uses a knife butter or salt i drink.
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
My aunt just said- "pizza is like sex. Even if it ain't good it ain't bad." Obviously she doesn't know us too well.
it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
I shamewalked barefoot this morning and the Dos Equis delivery guy judged the shit out of me.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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