Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
Cant decide who was more of a mess the morning after... me when i passed out in the bathroom stall or you when you sprayed yourself down with hairspray thinking it was sunblock
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
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