Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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