she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
I feel like I should remember what we did after leaving the party because apparently a llama was involved, but all I can manage is the part where I asked you to cuff my ankle to the bed so I wouldn't backflip away.
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
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