i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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