Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
After you bought Jesus' name tag off him at the Mexican restaurant you commenced to stumbling around the lobby showing anybody who would listen what would Jesus do.
Stop giving me tequila.
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
In retrospect i can confidently say that the last two months of our relationship... i was only in it because i didnt wanna lose my list on his netflix account.
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
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