He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
I passed out leaning next to a light pole. When the cop woke me up at 4 AM, I told him I was a block away from the apt, just had to stop to make a puke pit stop.
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
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