She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
he just stuck his car key in my belly button, made car starting noises and pretended like i was revving my engine?
i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
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