Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
porn star boner night. come get it.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
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