Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
my mom just poured a water bottle of wine to take my dog on a walk...
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
She unfriended me four minutes after we fucked. That must be some sort of record.
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