Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
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