Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
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