he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
I'm at about main and main street
I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
Tonight I learned to never try to impress your ex by dancing on the stripper pole while drunk. That’s how you end up in the ER
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
On my way home I saw a car that had "MOVE OVER PLZ" emblazoned across the windshield backwards, so people could see it in their rearview mirror
If I ever drive for Lyft or Uber I'm definitely gonna do that
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