You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
Imagine getting a FB inbox "hey I found your ID on the floor of a bar can you send me a mugshot so I can get a second piece of ID made?"
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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