Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
Who invented hangovers? And why did I make out with him and eat an entire can of chilli mixed with hot fries while screaming "YOU ONLY GRADUATE ONCE" last night?
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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