I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
I'll bet she douches with gravy.
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
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