They should really pass out barf bags in church
Little spoons don't ask big questions
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
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