so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
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