farters have to be the big spoon...
i dont even know how to be here
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
Not exactly sure why you felt the need to get the halloween decorations out. But waking up to 7 carved pumpkins really scares the shit out of you.
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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