shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
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