doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
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