If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
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