she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
Kids I used to babysit are now fuckable members of my social media periphery.. Getting old sucks
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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